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Lenny Dykstra, On His Way to Tailgate at the Eagles Game, Just Fired Out a Picture of an Impossibly Hot and Unclothed Female
By Kyle Scott
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I’ve blurred the parts not suitable for ANYFUCKINGWHERE!
Nails is on his way to the Eagles game and has tweeted out a series of pictures that will likely be exhibits A-C in an upcoming court case, and somewhere along the way he must’ve selected the wrong image in his phone:
En route to tailgate at the Giants Eagles game… which fans should we hang with? pic.twitter.com/EJHVXPTr58
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) December 22, 2016
Nails and my favorite Swede! A gift from God! @stoolpresidente @HowardStern @sternshow @TomCruise pic.twitter.com/7InSJ7MfZF
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) December 22, 2016
My friend Tom and Linzi on our tour bus. Tommy you can find at @BlackBettysNJ , and you can follow her on instagram at jewishbarbiexo. pic.twitter.com/AqjLPA92AY
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) December 22, 2016
ONE OF THESE THINGS DOESN’T BELONG HERE.
Dykstra has since deleted the Tweet. But not before reader Pat and (@gio7579) screenshotted it for their your pleasure.
*I literally had to put three blur boxes around the breasteseseseses because they were coming through.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.