Beautiful, Clark.

So, we’ve done it. Through a combination of blood, sweat and probably a few broken trade laws, every Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, with the exception of orders after 2 p.m. yesterday, have shipped. Many have been delivered. Only a small number of migrant workers were killed and just three postal workers haven’t seen their families since Monday. Jim packed, maybe, 2 million Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts himself. My wife hasn’t seen light in days and may very well have already chosen her high-powered divorce lawyer. Me? I’m just delivering Christmas cheer. Do we have more? Sort of. As I write this, there are seven – SEVEN! – left in stock, in small, extra large and 3XL. I’ve ordered more, but I don’t trust the printer to meet his deadline, so I’m not making them available until I know for sure we’ll have them by next Thursday and in time to ship to you for Christmas festivities. I told him that if he can’t get them out by Tuesday to cancel order!* I was inspired by Donald Trump’s Boeing Tweet. So yes, we may be getting more in-stock, but as of now I’m not taking orders on them.

Just about everything else that was backordered is in-stock. Current orders of Trust The Process shirts – which are just absolutely beautiful and soft – are now shipping and Bang and For The Championship will ship within a day or two.

Everything you see here is in-stock in most sizes and ships in 3-5 days, probably quicker, and will arrive in plenty of time for Christmas. In fact, you can literally buy them right here:

Trust The Process hoodies, Dancing Ghost Bears, and Woo are all available for purchase and expected to arrive in time for Christmas, but I don’t want to guarantee it since I don’t have a firm date when we’ll receive them yet. All other items are in-stock, which is good, because I’m going to have to sell a lot more since it looks like I’ll be ceding half of all profits since Joe Cordell is not licensed in my state.

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UPDATE: More Ugly Christmas Sweatshirts may be on the way:

I’ll believe it when I see it!