There is A LOT going on here. First of all, why is that all 80s rockers now look like lesbians? Second, leave it to freeloading Timmy P to wear his Comcast-issued golf shirt on fucking New Year’s Eve. I’m just going to go out on a limb here and guess that he didn’t pay for the wine he’s drinking or the place he’s staying at in Laguna Beach either, because believe it or not, there is some precedent for this photo.

Two years ago, Timmy and his gang of strange bedfellows – Sam Carchidi and Dave Isaac – I’m told stayed at the Laguna Beach home of Pannacio’s college roommate, Tom Lucas, while the Flyers were in California to play the Kings and Ducks. At the time, Panaccio tweeted a picture of Lucas and Teemu Selanne at Selanne’s high-end steakhouse. Me thinks Lucas is somehow the link to Sambora. Of course, I can’t be certain, and maybe Timmy just stalked Richie at a hotel bar. But judging by the casual, relaxed, non-restraining-order nature of this photo, I’m guessing there is more to the story here. And I’m guessing most of it didn’t cost Tim anything.