Here is a short list of things that happened in tonight’s Sixers game:

    • Numerous blatantly missed calls
    • Serge Ibaka slyly punching Nerlens in the face and both players getting a double technical, to which Nerlens responded:

  • Dario Saric dropped 24 points – a career high – and did this:

dario arms

  • With the Sixers down one, Ersan “Arsen” Ilyasov(a) had his shot blocked, which led to a tie on who touched the ball last before it went out-of-bounds, which led to a jump ball, which led to the end of the game:

The Sixers ended their five-game slide, winning their first game in February. Dario ended up with 24 points, 8 rebounds, and 3 steals. Nerlens Noel dropped 10 points, 7 rebounds, 2 blocks, and 2 steals.

Miami is in town on Saturday in the Sixers’ last home game before the All-Star break.

But before we go, here’s your weak-ass take of the night:

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