Eagles

DeSean Jaccson Could Get $11 Million Per Year

By Kyle Scott

Published: Mar 8th, 2017 · 8:10 AM EST

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This report scares me. And what scares me more than the $11 million price tag, which I’m sure Howie is currently trying to crowbar into the Eagles’ already limited cap space, are the response to the Tweet, from laymen, who observe the obvious– the Patriots wouldn’t be caught dead spending that much for a small, aging, speed receiver:

Yeah, why would they when they can just sign a Big 10 baccarat player to the league minimum and then use him to torch the Steelers in the AFC Championship?

This could prove to be a great litmus test for free agency: WWTPD? If you see reported asking prices and immediately laugh at the notion of the Patriots paying said player that much, then it probably represents a shit deal.

For realsies though, the Eagles are linked to every available wide receiver, so it’s not a foregone conclusion that they’re going to overpay Jeffwie favorite D-Jac… but, you know, they’re probably going to overpay him. My faith meter is at a solid 2 on a scale from 1-10 right now.