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Kobe Bryant Drops Some Trust The Process Code in UCONN Women’s Video

By Kyle Scott

Published: Mar 30th, 2017 · 1:40 PM EDT

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Yo, NO! No, Kobe, you can’t have that!

Kobe Bryant, for reasons unknown to me (Nike), recorded a pep video for the UCONN women’s team. Never mind the curious irony of a guy who was once charged with rape and told investigators that jerking off on women’s faces was his “finishing move” recording a pep talk for a group of young women (Malala was unavailable!)… let’s draw our attention to the :29 mark, when Kobe drops some Illuminati shit – what appears to be a subliminal message to Lakers fans – followed by a long, cold stare, like the kind he might give to a hotel worker whom he would later deny having sex with:

Mmm hmm. Just like when the chair of the Federal Reserve rattles of a series of numbers in a televised press conference that are meant to move markets across the world and kick off global genocide, Kobe’s little TTP drop was a message to Walton et al. to go full tank. I’m on to you, Kobe. Now, about this…

No but for real, the Lakers are tanking.