Medical Blog Bites on Phillies Blog’s April Fools Post

Photo Credit: Butch Dill-USA TODAY Sports

April Fool’s is a dangerous time. While most jokes you come across are lighthearted and harmless – like Joel Embiid saying he buzzed his hair off – some can make your heart skip a beat. That’s what That Ball’s Outta Here accomplished with “Aaron Nola to Miss Season with Tommy John Surgery.”

It was a cruel, cruel joke, but you caught it if you stayed on your toes. If you’re a medical blog that may not know who Nola is and came across the post a couple of days later, you get April Fool’d:

dr james andrews

Dr. James Andrews, the world’s only doctor, did give Nola a platelet-rich plasma injection after the righty was shut down last season, but Nola is said to be 100% and pain-free as the 2017 season gets underway. It would have satisfied Kyle’s prediction, though.

Kyle: Give it time…

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53 Responses

        1. I took one look and saw no comments, didnt bother clicking on the post. Anyone else do that?

    1. So the baby murderer is back with no comments because of little Johnny being a kunt.

  1. when jim jerks off do you think he finishes into his hand or a kleenex? obviously hes watching gay p0rn while doing it

  2. Crushing early World Series favorite Reds. Team of the year. Have a field day. Red October.

  3. My mommy makes me lick her snatch while she’s writing her stories. That scares me, Mr. Scott. I’m 11!

      1. This is what happens when you let people who probably aren’t old enough to buy cigarettes a platform to comment on this site

  4. theres no way pat the bat ever ate leslie c u n t. she blew him or he did her raw dog from behind

  5. This really odd obsession with Leslie on this site. Kind of creepy. Is it all because there’s no comment section?

  6. It’s sad that you have to save Leslie from the comment section. How embarrassed are you of this “blog”? How will this ever be legit? As long as the money keeps rolling in you can keep flushing your pride down the toilet, right?

  7. did anyone even read the leslie story? it probably sucked harder than she did to pat burrell’s c0ck

  8. It started off with getting it on with a new girl on Friday morning. Then a two-on-one in the afternoon. Followed by another two on one in the evening.

    That was just Friday. On Saturday I got my D sucked at the local bar and was able to convert it into a 2 on one with my buddy. It was great until his D slipped into my bum. Although I kind of liked it.

    On Sunday convinced a chick to come down and hook up with the bradster. Although I think it might have been a dude.

    It’s good to be the Brad. Because the Bradster rules. Brad is supreme. Brad “my penis is bronzed” -ster.

    Bradster out.

  9. Have to imagine Cuz and MCW have terrible sex. She’s like 90 pounds soaking wet and has a dumb bowlcut and no tits. He’s 400 pounds with ravioli hands and sausage fingers.

    Cuz finishes on her back prolly

  10. My Mommy forced me to do a movie called 2 Guds One Cup. Mommy let me pick out the corn because it was sticking in my braces. I’m 11!!!

  11. I hope Leslie reads all these comments. She probably put the no comment section stipulation in the deal with kyle. She’s a worthless bitch, a baby killer and a coward.

    1. She has a no comments policy because her kid likes to read her articles. So I’m guessing he doesn’t get to click any other articles on the site??

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