Sixers

Doug Overton Took It Out

By Kyle Scott

Published: May 3rd, 2017 · 8:25 AM EDT

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Doug Overton was arrested after calmly walking the Cynwyd trail with his cock hanging out. From the Delco Times:

According to police, officers received numerous calls shortly after noon Sunday that a man was exposing himself on the Cynwyd Trail. One of the callers told police the man appeared to be touching himself around his genitals. Another witness told police the man’s penis was outside of his pants and that he was continuously looking at a female in the area. The witnesses then told police he was seen walking on the trail with his penis exposed.

A male witness told police the subject was walking toward him with his penis fully out of his pants. He was described by the witness as walking “calmly and deliberately” and seemed to be aware that he was exposing himself but “seemed content with the situation,” police reported.

Few things:

1. Seemingly content with the situation implies to me both an erection and that Overton had done this before. I would think the first time you take a cock stroll along that Cynwyd trail that you’d be at least a little on edge.
2. Overton was always know for his ballhandling skills.
3. Maybe it needed some air. Sometimes they need air. They can’t breathe in there. It’s inhuman.