It’s rare that I’ll agree with Howard Eskin on anything, but his takedown of Marcus Hayes is positively delicious. After Hayes wrote what might for real be the worst Philly sports article or column I have ever seen, Eskin began to systematically peel back pieces of his flesh like a flight bird stumbling upon a carcass or, if you prefer, a fly munching on some sh… you got it:

Even John Clark, who’s not usually filled with a ton of feist, hopped into the scrum:

Hayes’ piece would get most bloggers banned from the facility, or young writers reprimanded and perhaps fired. It was that bad.