Millennials Are Being Blamed For The Demise of BEER

I’m always amazed at reports like this that blame millennials for the downfall of shitty, over-marketed big brands.

Here’s a report from Business Insider, citing CNBC, about decreased beer drinking among millennials:

Millennials aren’t drinking enough beer to keep brands afloat.

According to CNBC, Goldman Sachs downgraded both Boston Beer Company and Constellation Brand on the data that younger consumers aren’t drinking as much alcohol as older generations, and the ones who do prefer wine and spirits.

“We view the shift in penetration and consumption trends as driven by a shift in preferences in the younger cohorts,” chief analyst Freda Zhuo wrote.

Beer penetration fell 1% from 2016 to 2017 in the US market, while both wine and spirits were unmoved, according to Nielsen ratings.

To be fair, Sam Adams is not a shit brand, but unfortunately for them they’re big enough that they get lumped in by many as a marketing-fueled brand not worthy of the more refined palate of hipster beer drinkers. Constellation Brands owns Corona, Modelo and Pacifico, which are exactly the sorts of beers that have been shunned in recent years in favor of craft brews once consumers realized that, 9 times out of 10, the girl sitting next to them didn’t have the perfect bikini ass regardless of how many la cerveza mas finas they consumed or limes wedges they squirted her with like a fairy sprinkling magic dust over a sentient beast to make them assimilable.

A 1% decrease in a big market is certainly enough to move stocks, but just like with that Buffalo Wild Wings report – which blamed millennials’ at-home cooking habits (get Hello Fresh!) rather than the fact that BWW produces the culinary equivalent of getting punched in the braces for the company’s downturn – it always seems that analysts, reporters and the companies themselves are unwilling to look in the mirror and acknowledge that, in many cases, their products aren’t good.

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44 Comments

  • Hipster without tight pants July 27, 2017 at 10:12 am

    There is so much good beer out there, why would anyone want to drink that swill. Boston Beer puts out a few good beers but most of them are seasonal in nature. Millenials be damned… the market is moving because there are a ton of craft beer makers out there killing it.
    Tired Hands, Funk, Conshy, Sole, Levante, etc….

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    • Phil Leotardo July 27, 2017 at 10:15 am

      Tired Hands fan = Douche

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      • Car tire that crush Phil's head like a pancake July 27, 2017 at 10:42 am

        The fuck is wrong with Tired Hands?

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        • Robins box, Robins box July 27, 2017 at 12:51 pm

          I’m a bud man myself (weed, not that heavy American sh!t) but I always got a kick out of how drinking a certain beer will get you labeled as a douche or something. It’s all the same sh!t. Is it how they market it, I dunno

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    • Kyle's Statistical Analysis teacher at 'Nova July 27, 2017 at 10:53 am

      Stop being so defensive Kyle, the piece cites cuts in total beer consumption as a generation, which would include craft brews. I’d argue beer variety and quality is better than at any time, ever. Yet consumption in the aggregate is down, this is not about Budweiser and Corona, its about a systemic shift to wine and hard stuff by a demographically important generation. Sheesh….

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    • Glen Mancow- WIP Weekender July 27, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Thanks for mentioning Conshy. I own a piece of that you know. Next time you have your favorite brew, throw a scoop of Basset’s ice cream in it. Awesome sh*t.

      Oh yeah and “Go Guida”

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    • ISO: Ardmore Lawn Chairs July 27, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      Completeness of Data is an issue. “They” have no way to measure the tons of successful small breweries that are circumventing the distribution process by selling cans direct to the consumer. $16-$24 a 4-pack is a new norm. The 2 hour line that you have to stand in, populated primarily with millennials, tells me that they are not afraid to shell out cash for their beer. I think “They” have to find a new way to measure the data.

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      • Brennan Huff July 27, 2017 at 4:17 pm

        Did we just become best friends?

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        • ISO: Ardmore Lawn Chairs July 27, 2017 at 4:46 pm

          It baffles me – anyone who is familiar with the local craft scene can call BS on this report. 2 weeks ago, people lined up 20 hours in advance in Brooklyn for an Other Half, Trillium, Monkish collab release for the “opportunity” to pay $20+/4-pack. The beer industry isn’t in a state of demise. It’s evolving.

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  • Your mom July 27, 2017 at 10:17 am

    Constellation also owns wines and spirits. And their stock has been killing it for years.

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    • Beer's Defense Team July 27, 2017 at 12:57 pm

      and Ballast Point which still seems to do well.

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  • Hmmm July 27, 2017 at 10:17 am

    “it always seems that analysts, reporters and the companies themselves are unwilling to look in the mirror and acknowledge that, in many cases, their products aren’t good”

    Kinda like bloggers who blame their shitty content on the records of the local sports teams.

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    • Kyle's Scott July 27, 2017 at 12:02 pm

      + 1,000

      You don’t really think that Kyle would take a break from being a pompous know-it-all for some desperately needed self-reflection do you?

      He’s too busy critiquing what he thinks everyone else’s shortcomings are.

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  • rimshot July 27, 2017 at 10:20 am

    and then fire their best man Jimbo!!!

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  • Barry Darsow July 27, 2017 at 10:21 am

    Still nothing on Marcus Smith?

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    • JimmyCarville July 27, 2017 at 10:36 am

      Still a N-I-GGA and stlll can’t play.

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  • Sports Media blows July 27, 2017 at 10:47 am

    Another banner day for the sports media in this city

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  • Thug Culture Guns Down Scheme July 27, 2017 at 10:48 am

    ISO: Tired Hands FT: Civil Society & Funky Buddha

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    • William Rhodes July 27, 2017 at 11:17 am

      Got some Trillium on me right now. TH had some cans of HopHands for sale when I was there recently. Not the milkshakes though.

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  • Rosie July 27, 2017 at 10:49 am

    millennials girls twerking always makes me smh

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  • Snake July 27, 2017 at 11:22 am

    millennials Don’t know beer and good music

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  • john melendez, hero of the stupid! July 27, 2017 at 11:35 am

    give me a hinerkin anyday

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    • Jackie the jokeman July 27, 2017 at 11:40 am

      Come by the jetty this weekend.

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      • off hour rockers July 28, 2017 at 5:47 am

        cold gold makes you old way before your time

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  • The Real The Dodgers and Phillies Have No History July 27, 2017 at 11:37 am

    Why does Kyle identify with millennials? Aren’t millennials 17 years old?

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  • AL Tru July 27, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Millennials are being blamed for everything because they all have part time jobs, no common sense and when they drink beer they order one pitcher and 8 glasses.
    One millennial took a gallon of milk out of the fridge and asked his mother, “do these things come in quarts ? ”
    we’re doomed.
    The World owes you nothing.

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    • RIp NFl July 27, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      Ahh, the memories of Walking around with $1 pitchers like it was a mug. College was kinda fun sometimes.

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    • hugh jassoul July 27, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      I live in Orlando. Last year year there was a hurricane coming this way. The gas stations were all mobbed and running out of gas (think supermarket shelves in Philly when John Bolaris predicts the storm of the century). I stopped at a gas station that sells ethanol-free gasoline, and that was all that was left (as far as I could tell) so I started filling my car with that. A millennial came up to me and asked “Can cars run on ethanol-free gas”?” I am not making this up.

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  • johnmatrix. July 27, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    crossing braod: your place for beer and food/drink news. Im surprised you didnt crowbar an anti trump statement in this post also.

    Beer is going no where. fucking stupid article.

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  • I'm Gonna Paint Your Face July 27, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Those guys on the morning show are so funny. Bobby C is holding court like a friggin BOSS.

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  • RIp NFl July 27, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    Why wouldnt I support my local brewers, Especially when they produce a beer consider “world class”?

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  • Beer's Defense Team July 27, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    Millennials are to blame for the trackable beer decline. They choose to buy regional craft beers or wait in lines at Tired Hands & Levante for “limited run” cans and dump money into small business. They don’t apologize for not patronizing AB Inbv & Molson Coors. If craft breweries had to publicly announce their sales, this article is garbage.

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  • Robins box, Robins box July 27, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    Weed>alcohol…..NJ is getting ready to make weed legal as soon as fatass is out of office. It won’t be to much longer after that the surrounding states follow suit.
    Get ready to get your smoke on folks, well, legally anyway

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    • RIp NFl July 27, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      I started doing blueprints for their grow houses back in 2009. You could tell medical was getting ready to pass and now you can see recreational is being planned.
      It’s coming

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  • Colon Cowboy July 27, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Beer penetration excites me.

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  • Bobby Brady's Orange Hair Tonic July 27, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    The Millenials could be the worst generation we’ve had since the Baby Boomers. The baby boomers bankrupted this nation as they pushed all of their liberal social programs and entitlements and now we have a 20 trillion dollar debt. The Baby Boomers were atleast coy about it as the Millenials don’t care as they are leaching off of any Government program. These were the Bernie people and their slogan should have been, ‘ME! ME! ME!’ We want $15 minimum wage! We want free College Education! We want Free Healthcare! What everyone doesn’t understand is nothing is for free!!!!!

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    • Bush 1 andBush 2 July 27, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      I didn’t realize that the Afghan and Iraq wars were liberals spending programs. Bringing democracy to the middleeast was the rallying cry of the neo- cons. And that cost big bucks.

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      • Ronnie Raygun July 28, 2017 at 5:51 am

        Don’t you forget about me. Reaganomics fucked this country for good, and electing President Bonzo was entirely the boomers’ fault.

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  • jeff bezos' lazy eye July 27, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    you would think, a man with all that money would find a way to correct his flaw

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    • Robins box, Robins box July 27, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      Bezos runs through ho’s on a nightly basis. When he’s done with them he tosses each one a free year of prime and tells them to kick rocks

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  • philly to the bone like david boreanaz July 27, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    Isn’t Eytan being a lifelong Eagles fan a total violation since he is from NYC/CT?

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    • low ratings cuz July 27, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      C’mon Bo, total violation. Eytan is not tier 1. He’s fugazi.

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  • Dennis July 27, 2017 at 6:17 pm

    Yeah, that’s definitely crap. I’m a huge beer snob and in tons of trading groups and shit like that. It’s all Millennials. We’re just not drinking traditional brands.

    TLDR: Fake news. Sad!

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  • Stinky weezle teets August 1, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    What happened to drinking beer to make broads fug-able and lower standards? That still goes on right?

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