OK here’s the deal: You want it by Sunday? YOU’LL GET IT BY SUNDAY!
We’re guaranteeing these ship by Thursday through 2-day Priority Mail, which should have them to you by Saturday if you’re in the Greater Philly area or basically any heavily populated area on the East Coast. If we are unable to meet that ship obligation, we’ll give you the option for a refund.
Most orders in the Philly area sent on Thursday will arrive by Friday, but we’re allowing for an extra day just in case.
We’re extending that offer on Birds t-shirts too:
Sweatshirts are available for order, but we don’t expect that they will arrive in time for the game Sunday.
As for the sales pitch? Yeah, it doesn’t need one. It’s perfect.