When it comes to soup, I like a good Progresso or Campbell’s Chunky variety, none of that condensed crap that requires adding water.

I don’t know what J.R. Smith prefers, but he didn’t play against the 76ers last night because he allegedly pulled a “Soup Nazi” –

Smith was suspended for one game only and now we (allegedly) know why.

We obviously don’t have the finer details, but I can imagine it went something like this:

Smith: You want bread?

Jones: Yes please.

Smith: Three dollars!

Jones: What?

Smith: NO SOUP FOR YOU.