Phillies 2018 Hat and Jersey Overload has Arrived

It’s that magical time of the year again… new Phillies Special Event Jersey and Hat Dump Day! BUT, it’s actually not as bad as it has been in years past.

Some thoughts:

  1. The Stars and Stripes hat is easily the best design since 2011. By a long shot. Of course, this requires the answer to the question “Does the MLB need special hats for the Fourth of July?” to be “Yes, of course,” but that toothpaste can’t be put back in the tube. Especially given that red is already part of the Phillies uniforms, in terms of star-spangled headgear, this looks spectacular. More on this later.
  2. Mother’s Day and Father’s Day no longer get bespoke uniforms. They do still get blue-themed and pink-themed hats, but no longer are they putting every team in identical uniforms.
  3. There’s a new, fun batting practice hat (actually unveiled just prior to Spring Training).
  4. Well, #4 is that there were even three positive things with this year’s set!

Let’s take a look:

Last year’s Star-Spangled Sweatband™ wasn’t sufficient, so they’re going the football and basketball route of somewhat hidden messages on the uniform parts. I get that “We the People” has, uh, brand recognition, but that’s in the Constitution, not July Fourth’s Declaration of Independence. And “Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness” (the Oxford Comma is a tool of the King) won’t really fit on the brim and “certain unalienable rights…”, well, that’s not making the cut. It’s fine.

Unexpectedly, 2017’s “Liquid Chrome” team logos have been replaced with traditional stitched logos. This is an odd move in that uniforms generally only move forward in terms of technology (and its accompanying branding). The heathered effect from last year is also gone. Some more interesting details: the gold stroke around the logo. The field of stars is only at the top-left… like the real flag. This is a detail they’ve never captured in the 11 years they’ve used special hats. The seal of the National League is sitting there on the right side for some reason, but it looks passable despite having some detailed features which don’t get executed well in thread, similar to the stars on the front.

Memorial Day is a different execution of the color palette introduced last year, with a subtle camouflage pattern on the crown. Eh. I wouldn’t expected to have said this, but the full-on camouflage from 2013-2016 is probably a better option.

This will be worn with matching jerseys (only home is shown, but there’s an away that’s identical except for grey fabric instead of cream/white):

Finally, Father’s Day and Mother’s Day avoid special uniforms, but they do have special hats, which if you wanted a blue or pink Phillies hat that wasn’t just swapping red for blue or pink on the regular solid red hat, this is your lucky day. I have to say that the “highlight” color around the “P” is nice touch. These hats don’t need to exist, but they could be worse.

Finally, another good design to showcase. The Phillies have new batting practice hats (which they’ve been wearing throughout Spring Training). The regular season version will omit the Florida patch. One might think the Liberty Bell is low hanging fruit, but what else would be chosen for a non-“P” logo? (WELL, THE SWOOPY LATE-60s–1991 “P” LOGO IS ONE IDEA.) Anyway, it’s the most significant design departure since the Phillies first Batting Practice hats in 1999:

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16 Comments

  • Mary Qu March 20, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Are these fake ‘Kyle Scott Laskowski’ hat or real ‘phillies’ hats?
    Any word on if Kyle is going to come out with a fake dog hat to go with his fake dog shirt?
    (the one where he keeps the money himself whilst Lane Johnson and the NFL donate their money to charity….)

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    • Boring March 20, 2018 at 1:37 pm

      This take is old and stupid. “Middle-class guy makes profit at his job, multi-millionaire athletes donate”. You would be doing the same thing. What charities have you donated to this year. And not a dollar at the movies. A real donation. Put up or shup up. Or just shut up.

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      • Indian Creek March 20, 2018 at 8:50 pm

        It’s theft dude. The Eagles and Lane should send a guy with a dog mask over to Kyle’s townhouse to read him the cease and desist. Only problem is Kyle’s wife would probably try to blow the guy

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  • Dan Griffoni March 20, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    mmmmm, did someone say “Load”!

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  • queer eye for the straight guy March 20, 2018 at 12:59 pm

    Oh my god the FASHION! These are super cute.

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  • Othello March 20, 2018 at 1:04 pm

    How in the world does anyone get through a Shander Show?

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    • Pat e. Gan March 20, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      What do you expect? He’s an update girl!

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  • R e e w a March 20, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Clark will look adorable in all of these

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  • Yo Fuller brush man, March 20, 2018 at 1:11 pm

    What a you, a ho mooooooo?

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  • Jillian Loves Jillian Selfies March 20, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Anything on me? Enough with all the fashion on this site. Let’s bring the conversation back. Back to me! Who’s seen my IG posts lately? Beautiful. Amirite?

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  • NOT KEVIN March 20, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    Who are you and where’s Kevin?

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    • Kevin March 20, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      Sup

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  • Bob March 20, 2018 at 2:39 pm

    Do they make hats for the middle age white man anymore?? The flat brim looks F’ing terrible on me…..I havent been able to buy a Phillies hat in like 10 years….I just want a fitted hat with a brim i can curve a little. Is this too much to ask???

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    • Shelly March 20, 2018 at 2:44 pm

      I agree. Drives me nuts these straight brim hats that cater to the Sean brace types

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      • Reality March 20, 2018 at 3:49 pm

        Haha, Sean Brace, talk about a ghost in this town

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  • Michael March 21, 2018 at 1:10 am

    These hat designs suck. Big time. 2015 and 2016 fourth of July hats were the only good ones. Now they put these giant retarded emblems on the side. Terrible. Ugly. Crap.

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