Of course somebody turned the Bryan Colangelo saga into a computer game.

If you have some free time during lunch, or you get a smoke break or whatever, go over to Normalcollars.com and give it a shot.

These are the rules:

  • Collect very normal collars to increase your burner account follows
  • Avoid Hinkie, Joel, The Ringer and others who might expose your burners
  • Jerry will give you more burners

I gave it a crack a while ago and got something like 83 followers before I logged back in to finish this “article.” Here’s some video of the gameplay:

I have no idea who made this website.

If it’s you, let me know so I can give you proper credit.