What a clever little weasel he is, Drake.
As you know by now, every time the Toronto rapper wears a team’s jersey or logo, that team goes on to lose in horrendous fashion.
So last night he wore 76ers shorts to curse his opponent. He REVERSE CURSED the 76ers:
My favorite Drake song is “Hotline Bling,” which has 1.5 billion Youtube views and goes like this:
Ever since I left the city you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows I’m a shitty rapper and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Big Drake fan right here.