We're Gonna Ban These Words From Sports Writing and Broadcasting
Thought-provoking tweet here by Troy Machir, who is the Senior Digital Editor at NBC Sports Washington:
You get to ban one word from the entire lexicon of sports. What word are you banning?
— Troy Machir (@TroyMachir) August 15, 2019
Good topic, much more interesting than the typical day on Twitter, which consists of liberals and conservatives yelling absolute nonsense at each other.
The worst word that immediately came to my mind, in response to that question, was “exposed.” I hate that term in sports.
“He got exposed.”
“She got exposed.”
“Gabe Kapler’s managing has been exposed.”
We say that as if people are completely incapable of adjusting or responding when things work against them, like it’s some finite judgment being passed. Once you’ve been “exposed,” there’s no recovering. You are forever a failure.
Here are some more good suggestions, after the jump:
Any sport’s name used as to describe itself: we are a football team. We have football players.
— Doug Roberson (@DougRobersonAJC) August 15, 2019
Yes. Agree with Doug here.
“That guy is a football player.”
“He does a great job at scoring the basketball.”
I’m not sure why we started saying things like this in the first place. Maybe to try to spice up otherwise bland nouns.
Outcoached. I’ve heard dozens of talk radio hosts use this term in reviewing games and not one could elaborate why.
— Jeff Hamlin (@hamlin37) August 15, 2019
“Outcoached” is another good one, similar to “exposed.” People like to call the radio and say “Brett Brown got outcoached,” simply because the Sixers lost the game. If you’re gonna go down this road, you have to give specific examples, i.e. Nick Nurse started going big with Serge Ibaka and Marc Gasol on the floor together while Brett failed to make the proper rotational adjustments. Something like that.
Physicality
Mainly bc it’s not a fucking word to begin with…— The Fixer, Esquire (@TheFixerESQ) August 15, 2019
“Physicality.”
I don’t know how many times I heard other writers use this word in press availability during the 2018 Sixers/Heat playoff series. We’re talking NBA playoffs. Of course there’s going to be “physicality,” with an elevated sense of urgency in the postseason.
Yankees
— Michael Carey (@MexCarey) August 15, 2019
Yes.
We should remove “Yankees” from sports writing and commentary.
I also saw somebody mention this:
“Plays the game the right way”
You could use this phrase to describe the way Bryce Harper “hustles” and slides, or maybe Mike Trout or whatever. Or, in the NFL, a boring linebacker who just goes out and racks up tackles without any sort of fanfare of controversy. Some people say this term is “racist” because it’s used in a derogatory sense to elevate white players who run hard and play hard, while the “latinos” or whatever (Jean Segura) do not. That’s another topic for another time.
“Must.” As in “must win” or “must make.”
— James (@bischplease) August 15, 2019
We spoof this all the time.
Is this a “must win” game? You’ll hear it early and often in the NFL season, or when the Sixers lost game one against the Nets and Raptors, yadda yadda yadda.
Warrior. Please. It’s a sport/game. Not life and death
— brian (@unixsadm) August 15, 2019
Yeah, I tend to cringe when people use terms like this to describe athletes. “Soldier” is a good one. It was Kellen Winslow who went on a tirade years ago, calling himself a soldier, which seemed off-base because he was a football player and other Americans were over fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Trickeration
— Chris Altruda (@AlTruda73) August 15, 2019
Trickeration is not even a word.
“____-gate”
— tyler stapp (@tystapp11) August 15, 2019
Deflategate.
Spygate.
Burnergate.
Bountygate.
It gets old after a while.
Anyway, we’re getting rid of all of these words from sports writing and commentary.
Thank you.