What the hell:

The Eagles made a deal with the devil in 2017. It’s very clear now.

Satan gave us a Super Bowl in exchange for two years of nonstop injuries and 3rd and 15 conversions by the other team. We’re gonna have to get a priest down to Lincoln Financial Field to perform an exorcism and get that place cleaned up. We’ll send down those people from the TV show where they hold up the sensors that can detect paranormal activity.

It was definitely worth it though, the deal.