Nigel Bradham Was Right; Orlando Scandrick is a Snake

via First Take

This guy.

Orlando Scandrick, an utterly average cornerback who played 10 utterly average seasons for utterly average Dallas Cowboy teams. He comes to Philly this season, gets waived, and goes on Undisputed with Shannon Sharpe and Cowboy lover Skip Bayless to talk shit about the Birds.

Then he has the AUDACITY to post this after the Eagles lose to the Seahawks:

I’ve found that if you take the famous Clark Griswold rant from Christmas Vacation, but replace his boss Frank Shirley with Orlando Scandrick, the quote still works perfectly:

“Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Orlando Scandrick, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit!”

Can’t wait to see that snake Scandrick on television again. Nigel Bradham was right. 

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  • Bill O'Reilly January 6, 2020 at 9:37 am

    Meh. Clearly there is a new strategy for these TV shows. These talking heads are now being directed to actively root for teams and appear as fans instead of impartial commentators. Clearly there is an audience for it and they get attention. How boring.

    If your ignored it, it would go away.

    • bob January 6, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      couldn’t agree more …it is what it is …the only way these people get what they want is if you give them attention

  • big fan of seeing brandon graham and derrick gunn make out after every game January 6, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Did the Eagles win?

  • hedsg January 6, 2020 at 7:04 pm


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  • akheel January 7, 2020 at 6:34 am

    very very good article ….

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