Kids, if your life’s goal is to spout off unmitigated horseshit without repercussion, you have a future.

Skip Bayless is reportedly headed for a contract extension and raise, according to Michael McCarthy at Front Office Sports:

Skip Bayless is nearing the finish line on a contract extension with Fox Sports, sources tell Front Office Sports.

The news comes just weeks after Bayless outraged many when he called Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott’s openness about his depression a sign of weakness.

Bayless’ new deal is not finalized yet, but he’s expected to get a slight raise on his $6 million annual salary in a new contract extension.

Fox declined to comment on this story.

Six million dollars? Six million dollars to sit at a desk and froth out a bunch of insane garbage that you don’t even necessarily believe. Hot takes with no real substance and no real meat. Bullshit artistry is alive and well in 2020, unfortunately, which bodes well for a handful of people currently doing Philadelphia sports talk radio.

FYI, not sure if you saw this Sunday, but after Skip was shredded for criticizing Dak Prescott’s mental fortitude following his brother’s suicide, an opposing player went up to the Dallas QB after the game and said this:

That’s a nice moment. We could use more of that and fewer jabronies on television.