Max Scherzer and Ryan Zimmerman Want to Check Bryce Harper’s Hair for Foreign Substances

Kevin Kinkead | June 23, 2021

Is the “sticky stuff” debacle ruining baseball?

Anthony just dropped 2,000 words on the matter.

My latest offering is 59 words, centered on a video clip that makes me laugh:

Check his hair for foreign substances!

At least we’re having some fun out here. All of these guys are millionaires and they’re just enjoying themselves. Former teammates having a laugh.