Flyers, Sixers, Eagles Paying Homage to the Car Dealerships with a Weekend Blowout Sale

from Wells Fargo Center

You in the market for some Philly sports gear?

Here’s your opportunity to get it cheap, via press release from the Wells Fargo Center:

PHILADELPHIA (August 23, 2020) – To celebrate the start of Philly’s sports season, the Flyers, 76ers and Eagles are teaming up for a Sports Complex Sale to help fans get their hands on their favorite teams’ gear at a discount. The sale will include offerings at discounted prices on select team merchandise.  

Flyers/76ers

Wells Fargo Center will host an in-store sale at the arena’s New Era Team Store on Friday, August 27 from 1-6 p.m. (early access starting at 12 p.m. for Flyers and 76ers season ticket members)and Saturday, August 28 from 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Offers include up to 90% off select Flyers and 76ers merchandise, and buy one, get one hats and kids plushes. 

Philadelphia Eagles

The Eagles will host an in-store sale at the Eagles Pro Shop at Lincoln Financial Field on Friday, August 27 from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Saturday, August 28 from 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The team will be offering up to 50% off select merchandise. 

Fans looking to shop in person can park for free in the Wells Fargo Center parking lot. All shoppers are required to wear a mask while inside both venues. 

Additional information and updates on Flyers/76ers offers can be found on Wells Fargo Center’s Twitter and online store. Fans looking for more information on the Eagles offers can call 267-570-4500. 

What they should have done is filmed a shitty car dealership-styled commercial to go along with this press release:

Everything must go!

0% down, and 3.2% APR financing!

Carson Wentz jerseys – 90 percent off! Jake Voracek sweaters – 85% off! Dwight Howard shirts – 99.9% off! We’re selling everything at our Sports Complex-a-thon! Bad credit? No problem! With Philadelphia’s credit connection, you get instant credit! But inventory is going fast, so you better come out soon!

If anybody is heading down there, pick me up a Nolan Patrick shirsey. I’ll Venmo you.

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