We’ve shared a lot of ridiculous fan fights over the years on Crossing Broad, but this might be the best ever. It will make you laugh out loud, guaranteed.

Check out what happened on the concourse during the Cowboys/Raiders Thanksgiving Day game:

My God. That was awesome. It’s a brief donnybrook, but there’s so much to process here.

Let’s attempt to do so:

  1. a concessions worker jumps over the counter, slips, and face plants
  2. she then gets clocked in the face by woman 1
  3. woman 2 COMES OUT OF NOWHERE to throw another punch
  4. woman 1 gets the concessions worker with a fierce uppercut in the clinch
  5. a male concessions worker JUMPS OVER the counter to help defend his colleague
  6. woman 2 squares up to him and says (paraphrasing) “don’t you fucking dare”
  7. bystanders step in to break it up

Like clockwork, this fight was lopsided. It always is. These fan fights are never fair. It’s always a 2v1, or 3v2, or 5v3. Nobody ever fights fair. There are cheap shots galore. I appreciate the second worker jumping over the counter to defend his co-worker, but what’s he gonna do, punch a woman? The best he could do is get in there and try to just defuse the situation.

Fantastic clip. 10 out of 10.