Shocker! Carson Wentz goes on the COVID list:

You know this was gonna happen at some point this season. Thankfully he met that 75% snap threshold to trigger the first round pick going to the Birds BEFORE inevitably going on the COVID list. If sports books were offering “Wentz to the COVID list” bets they probably would have started somewhere around -5000 then ballooned to -7500 when OMICRON hit.

But thank you to Carson Wentz. Thanks for getting us that first round draft pick before having to miss a crucial game against the Raiders as the Colts try to lock down a wild card spot.

Somewhere, Bob Wankel and Joe Giglio are smiling. And probably preparing their tweets.

edit – For people who can’t read, nobody is “happy” Carson is on the COVID list; we’re just having a laugh because it was inevitable that all of the anti-vax NFL guys would miss time (Cole Beasley, Carson, etc). Everybody needs to relax and chill out.