Is Joe Judge coming back to coach the New York football Giants in 2022? Hopefully, because they stink. As long as he’s coaching the G-Men, the Eagles only have to worry about Dallas and Warshington in the NFC East.

There was an Adam Schefter report dating back two weeks in which it’s said that Giants ownership is committed to Judge next season, but that was before they got obliterated by a woeful Chicago team on Sunday. It’s true that New York has had some bad luck with injuries, but even at full health they aren’t very good.

So ahead of Judge’s inevitable firing, be it this offseason or next, we at Crossing Broad have compiled a list of 50 possible destinations for his next job:

  1. Lansdale Catholic High School
  2. Bishop Sycamore
  3. North Penn
  4. strength and conditioning coach for Urban Meyer at his next job
  5. The Malvern School
  6. Boyertown midget mite football
  7. Little Sisters of the Poor
  8. Liberty University
  9. LSU special teams coordinator (but he has to magically develop a southern accent)
  10. Penn State (assistant laundry washer)
  11. Triton Regional High School Mustangs
  12. Temple Owls, after Stan Drayton leaves for a power five program in two seasons
  13. Episcopal Academy
  14. Souderton Indians
  15. St. Joe’s Prep (special teams coach)
  16. La Salle College High School (AHC/water boy)
  17. Villa Maria Academy
  18. Imhotep Academy (offensive quality control)
  19. Wheeling Jesuit University
  20. Philadelphia Stars, of the resurrected USFL
  21. one-year break before taking the reigns of a new XFL squad (third attempt at the league)
  22. Salt Lake Stallions
  23. University of Houston (Dana Holgorsen’s Red Bull fridge stocker)
  24. Jacksonville Jaguars (reporting to Doug Pederson)
  25. DeVry University
  26. Father Judge
  27. Don Bosco Prep
  28. UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs (edit – an earlier version of this story said UC Santa Barbara Banana Slugs, but a reader pointed out that it’s UC Santa Cruz, and I am embarrassed. I apologize)
  29. the perennial powerhouse UCONN Huskies
  30. Edward W. Bok Technical High School
  31. Bethlehem Raiders (2021 PeeWee Champions)
  32. Heyday Athletic Flag Football adult league coach
  33. Ambler-Whitpain Trojans
  34. replacing Jonathan Vilma in the broadcast booth (would be a huge upgrade)
  35. West Canaan Coyotes
  36. South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs
  37. Kevin Negandhi’s Phoenixville Phantoms
  38. Ramapo College
  39. Penn State Shenango
  40. Lehigh Carbon Community College
  41. Byzantine Catholic Seminary of SS. Cyril and Methodius
  42. Salem County Career and Technical High School
  43. The Miami Sharks
  44. the Appoquinimink High School Jaguars
  45. Amsterdam Admirals
  46. Edmonton Elks
  47. replacing Angelo Cataldi on the 94 WIP morning show
  48. Jersey shore fudgie wudgie guy
  49. Dunder Mifflin assistant to the regional manager
  50. Philadelphia Flyers

These are good suggestions, right? It’s just a start. We’ll continue to add more to the list. If you’d like to submit a possible future job for Joe Judge, send us an email at JustHaveALaughIt’sNotThatSerious@gmail.com.


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(Joe Judge is a disgrace to the great borough of Lansdale)