50 Possible Coaching Destinations for Joe Judge, when he's Inevitably Fired by the Giants
Is Joe Judge coming back to coach the New York football Giants in 2022? Hopefully, because they stink. As long as he’s coaching the G-Men, the Eagles only have to worry about Dallas and Warshington in the NFC East.
There was an Adam Schefter report dating back two weeks in which it’s said that Giants ownership is committed to Judge next season, but that was before they got obliterated by a woeful Chicago team on Sunday. It’s true that New York has had some bad luck with injuries, but even at full health they aren’t very good.
So ahead of Judge’s inevitable firing, be it this offseason or next, we at Crossing Broad have compiled a list of 50 possible destinations for his next job:
- Lansdale Catholic High School
- Bishop Sycamore
- North Penn
- strength and conditioning coach for Urban Meyer at his next job
- The Malvern School
- Boyertown midget mite football
- Little Sisters of the Poor
- Liberty University
- LSU special teams coordinator (but he has to magically develop a southern accent)
- Penn State (assistant laundry washer)
- Triton Regional High School Mustangs
- Temple Owls, after Stan Drayton leaves for a power five program in two seasons
- Episcopal Academy
- Souderton Indians
- St. Joe’s Prep (special teams coach)
- La Salle College High School (AHC/water boy)
- Villa Maria Academy
- Imhotep Academy (offensive quality control)
- Wheeling Jesuit University
- Philadelphia Stars, of the resurrected USFL
- one-year break before taking the reigns of a new XFL squad (third attempt at the league)
- Salt Lake Stallions
- University of Houston (Dana Holgorsen’s Red Bull fridge stocker)
- Jacksonville Jaguars (reporting to Doug Pederson)
- DeVry University
- Father Judge
- Don Bosco Prep
- UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs (edit – an earlier version of this story said UC Santa Barbara Banana Slugs, but a reader pointed out that it’s UC Santa Cruz, and I am embarrassed. I apologize)
- the perennial powerhouse UCONN Huskies
- Edward W. Bok Technical High School
- Bethlehem Raiders (2021 PeeWee Champions)
- Heyday Athletic Flag Football adult league coach
- Ambler-Whitpain Trojans
- replacing Jonathan Vilma in the broadcast booth (would be a huge upgrade)
- West Canaan Coyotes
- South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs
- Kevin Negandhi’s Phoenixville Phantoms
- Ramapo College
- Penn State Shenango
- Lehigh Carbon Community College
- Byzantine Catholic Seminary of SS. Cyril and Methodius
- Salem County Career and Technical High School
- The Miami Sharks
- the Appoquinimink High School Jaguars
- Amsterdam Admirals
- Edmonton Elks
- replacing Angelo Cataldi on the 94 WIP morning show
- Jersey shore fudgie wudgie guy
- Dunder Mifflin assistant to the regional manager
- Philadelphia Flyers
These are good suggestions, right? It’s just a start. We’ll continue to add more to the list. If you’d like to submit a possible future job for Joe Judge, send us an email at JustHaveALaughIt’sNotThatSerious@gmail.com.
Joe Judge drops the hammer on Doug Pederson and the Eagles for their effort Sunday night, without ever mentioning their names …
pic.twitter.com/Lyrlh0YkBg— Ralph Vacchiano (@RalphVacchiano) January 4, 2021
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(Joe Judge is a disgrace to the great borough of Lansdale)