Darius Slay quote tweeted a highlight film of Eli Apple getting continually roasted after Apple took a shot at Jalen Hurts this past Sunday:
âYou never was a superstarâ
âYou must be on them Xanny barsâ
âCuz you acting like a foolâ
âAnd you switch like a pussy little bitchâ
Wow. âHit Em Up.â âNo Vaseline.â âEther.â âBack To Back.â The greatest diss tracks of our lifetime and now we can add *checks notes* Super Gremlin (Eli Apple Diss) by The B.U.N. to the list.
Question: Is Eli Apple the worst person ever at their job to have a diss track aimed at them? Dissing Eli Apple is like dissing Asher Roth. You canât live off of the I Love College royalties forever just like you canât keep fooling GMs that youâll one day unlock that 1st round talent. Whoâre we going to diss next, baseball HOF voters?
I kinda wish we had more diss tracks for failed defensive backs. Itâd be a lucrative business model for any underground Philly rappers trying to make a name for themselves. You can start with Nnamdi Asomugha, Byron Maxwell, and Orlando Scandrick.
âYou never was a superstarâ
âAll you did was eat in your carâ
âYou made Coach Reid look like a foolâ
âNow heâs about to win Super Bowl #2â