If you’re not at least 30 years old, you’re not allowed to follow Doc Rivers on Instagram:

I never knew you could age restrict people from following you, but why did Doc choose 30? Does he not want young Sixers fans clogging up his mentions with jokes about his 4th quarter rotations? Austin Rivers is 29. He can’t even follow his own dad on Instagram. Only three current Sixers can follow him: Danny Green, James Harden, and Paul Millsap. Once I was able to rent a car I thought I was done with age restrictions. Who knew the federal law was 30 to follow Doc?

I can’t wait until this time next year when I’m able to follow Doc. Kevin doesn’t know how good he has it in his 30s. I probably wouldn’t even enjoy Doc’s content, but now I need to know what it is. I know it’s going to be a picture of him at dinner or an ad for his podcast series I’d never listen to. But the FOMO is killing me. It’s like when you were jealous of your older friends having a summer job. I was 13 and my 14-year-old friends all had jobs at the grocery store. I thought it was the coolest thing that they all got to work together, until I got a job stocking office supplies at Staples for minimum wage and you realize being unemployed and playing whiffle ball everyday was way cooler.