Shawn Marion jumped in some random Twitter Spaces, read his resume, and cursed out everyone making fun of his shot:

Wait…Shawn Marion talks? I’m not even lying, this is the first time I’ve heard Shawn Marion talk. I just thought he was a wack ass jumper-having mute. Turns out Shawn Marion is a silent killer and he will cuss you out if you don’t respect his legacy.

“You want to talk about my motherfucking shot, but don’t want to talk about anything else I do on the motherfucking floor. SUCK MY DICK!”

Jesus Christ Matrix, take a Xanax. This is what happens when you don’t speak for 40 years. Guy probably has an ulcer ready to burst from biting his tongue so much.

I gotta be honest, I love that Shawn Marion is lurking around NBA Twitter just waiting for a Twitter Space that will bring up his ugly-ass shot so he can jump in. He’s tired of engaging with trolls who think you win basketball arguments tweeting “Ratio+W.” He’s taking it to the streets and the streets in 2022 are Twitter Spaces.

It was the ugliest shot in the NBA:

gif via Tenor

What former Philly athlete is jumping in a Twitter Spaces to protect his legacy? Donovan McNabb is definitely jumping in one. Andre Iguodala probably to cuss out some Process nerds. Once Ryan Howard gets on the Wall of Fame, I feel like he’ll give an interview about how under-appreciated he was. LeSean McCoy definitely would. Orlando Scandrick would, but he’s an idiot so.