This was so unintentionally hilarious. It felt like a scene from The Office if Michael had won a raffle to drop the puck at a Scranton minor league hockey game, made everyone in the office practice all week with him, and did this: 

“When Mike McCarthy calls a draw with 14 seconds left.” –

Did Micah Parson’s never go to a Hershey Bears game growing up? I thought it was required for every kid in grade school to spend at least one birthday watching minor league hockey players beat the piss out of each other. Phantoms and Wings games back in the Spectrum were slobber-knockers. There was nothing like trying to dodge your mom’s hand as she tried to cover your eyes from watching a couple dudes chuck knucks at center ice. Every eight year old was hopped up on caffeine and hot dogs, just snarling for blood like they were in the Roman Coliseum. We probably would’ve booed Michah Parsons off the ice for needing two tries to drop the puck. Two tries seems to be his thing, since he’s also receiving his second key to the city of Harrisburg because he lost the first: