This made me want to puke:

We don’t have a lot of sacred ground left in this country. Fenway Park. Wrigley. The Rose Bowl. Talladega. Augusta tops them all. It’s one of those spots that still has an aura about it. It’s a bucket list item to play 18, and controlled by 300 of the most exclusive people in the world. Ruined by these assholes. Take this shit to a public course. They’re chucking Vortexes with the arm strength of Sam Darnold and saying words like “weak sauce” on the same tee box Tiger Woods hits mammoth drives. One guy spiked a volleyball into the pine straw Phil Mickelson hit out of between two trees to win his third Green Jacket. Greg Norman still has night terrors from Augusta and these guys are using mallets on the same green he had his heart ripped out of his chest by Larry Mize:

The people who are going to say “Bro its just a golf course” are the same people who get mad when McDonalds takes the McRib off the menu. Sit this one out. Bryson DeChambeau definitely didn’t help. The biggest dork on the tour chopping it up with the biggest dorks on YouTube.

Tune in next week when Dude Perfect plays freeze tag in Mecca.

P.S. The obvious way to play the hole is vortex off the tee, hitting a grounder with the baseball bat and letting the sloping hills of Augusta take it, and finish with a nice lob shot with the tennis racket onto the green.