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If Warriors Fan Doesn’t Leave Charles Barkley Alone, He’ll Go to their House and “F*** Your Mama”

By Kyle Pagan

Published: May 19th, 2022 · 11:27 AM EDT

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God bless Chuck. I think we only have a couple years left of him doing the NBA on TNT and I’m going to savor every single memory I can get. An unprovoked, “If you don’t leave me alone, I’m going to come to your house and fuck your mama.” to some Warriors fans. And you know what? I believe him yo! –

https://twitter.com/tino_lopez9/status/1527085264174059520?s=12&t=F8wHffMQ_ohwMEAxPslgew

Charles Barkley saying bye to that Warriors fan’s mama this morning:

Some of yall too young to remember when Charles Barkley raced Dick Bavetta ( old NBA ref) and it ended in a kiss….😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/CwJs30YWO1

— Dee🖤💛❤💚 (@SaintsSoulja) August 13, 2020

Listen I’d be annoyed too if I had to sit at this cramped-ass desk for four hours and do a show. Can we get the NBA on TNT guys some leg room? Does D-Wade really need to be there and cramp everyone? Shaq looks more comfortable in that Buick commercial. I haven’t seen a battle for elbow room like this since the Cuz vs. the Sixth Man courtside at the Sixers:

https://twitter.com/KyleWooderboys/status/1527109190090731521?s=20&t=A1s9SRzGMQVsUv9LpqB_pw

Reminder to all Warriors fans since this will probably be a long series and there will be ample chances for Charles Barkley to have sex with your mama:

He’s not just going to have sex with her. He’ll also throw you out a window if you have a problem with it:

In the 1990s, Charles Barkley had a cup of ice thrown over him in a nightclub by a clubber. Barkley responded by picking the man up and throwing him out the window. When the judge asked Barkley if he had any regrets he replied: "Yeah, I regret we were only on the first floor" pic.twitter.com/Rdaz5GcMdy

— WTF Facts (@mrwtffacts) April 26, 2022

That story is Chuck’s most famous arrest, but I think this story of his arrest in Milwaukee from 1991 and the reason he was traded from the Sixers is just as good:

That was the night I got arrested and did my ‘Karate Kid’ impersonation — 1991. I took all my clothes off because I had these three guys who were trying to beat me up. I wanted them to think I was crazy. I remembered the ‘Karate Kid’ — these three weightlifters come up on me. And I had to take my clothes off. I thought they were gonna think I was crazy because it was snowing too. So, I thought they were gonna think I was crazy and leave me alone … But this one guy kept standing right in front of me. And I said wipe (sic) on, wipe (sic) off! And two guys backed off but one fool’s standing right there. And I hit his ass as hard as I could. I broke his nose.

No shirt. No shoes. No problem!

Chuck taking all his clothes off during a December night in Milwaukee to avoid getting beat up. This guy has lived enough lives for seven people.