Leonard Chen is Ivy League smart:

Is it too late to get this kid on a primary ballot? He’s got a Philosophy, Politics, and Economics degree, which has to qualify him more than some fake TV doctor, John Fetterman (who likes Sheetz and probably roots for the Cavs), and Josh Shapiro, who has given us crickets since saying he was going to investigate NBA MVP voters.

Leonard Chen’s first order of business would be to give Josh Harris tax breaks with one condition: fire Doc Rivers. If he ran on a ticket promising smaller food lines at Citizens Bank Park and cheaper beer this guy would win in a landslide. I don’t know if all the Big 5 schools have graduated yet, but we need someone to follow in Leonard’s brave footsteps at each ceremony. Make it a movement. Someone from Fox needs to walk across the Liacouras Center stage with an even bigger Fire Doc Rivers sign. Get some kid’s lawyer dad at Nova to pay for a plane to fly over commencement with “Fire Doc Rivers” on the tail. St. Joes should make the Hawk flap its wings until Doc Rivers is canned. La Salle probably can’t afford to livestream graduation so they’re going to have to get creative. I want the Sixers to have to address the protest because it gets so far out of hand.

You think this kid behind Leonard is cut from the same cloth as the First Family of sports radio? Josh Eskin was probably mumbling about what an embarrassment The Process and Sam Hinkie were when there are bigger fish to fry: