Guys being dudes:

Five in a row! This team is JUICED! How could you not be after taking the best closer in baseball yard TWICE after it hadn’t happened in 40 straight games. That’s like Matt Moore striking out Barry Bonds three times in one game. Jim Salisbury is fighting for his goddamn life trying to get a quote from Alec Bohm so he can finish his story and there’s a musical orgy in the background:

The official song of taking Josh Hader to the fucking cleaners is an absolute BANGER:

Between the late inning collapse and this dad throwing dirt on his grave, Josh Hader might never recover:

That “Ha Ha” at the end was the stuff of villains. Perfect Philly dad. The headphones so he can hear the TV better and not wake the wife, the leather couch with back support, “You just got hosed!” combined with the perfect swig of the Coors Light. No little league ump is safe when this guy parks his ass on the bleachers.