The fastest man in hurdles Devon Allen was DQ’d in the 110-meter finals at the World Athletics Championships over the weekend because of a false start:

How the hell was this a false start?

I watched Jason Peters for 11 years and I know what a false start looks like.

The World Athletics’ rule is if the runner reacts faster than 1/1000th of a second he is DQ’d. Devon Allen’s reaction? 0.099. Brutal. Even shittier is the guy next to Allen, Grant Holloway, who looked to move at the exact time as him, wasn’t DQ’d and took home gold! I need an investigation into this. Especially when lane two started quicker and somehow came in with a reaction time almost 3/1000th’s of a second later:

Listen, I’m not here to shame the olds, but do you think we can get a couple guys who didn’t sit behind Moses in the third grade in the replay booth? Jesus Christ, we have guys with their Olympic futures on the line and these guys remember the first color TV: