The Mississippi Mudflap is selling his converted inmate transport bus with 146,000 miles on it for $25k:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgcPAvjtGnM/

That van has to smell like AquaNet and Sex Panther, and just like Gardner’s completion percentage, it works 60% of the time every time. I can’t wait to meet the person who buys this down at the Linc while doing Man on the Street videos. I’ve tailgated at one other stadium in my life (MetLife) and I have to say Eagles fans are keeping short bus companies in business. You can find hundreds of different ones. Green, white, black ones, “Dallas Sucks” spray painted on the back, and window stickers of Calvin pissing on the Cowboys logo as far as the eye can see.

Did you know a reliable passenger van can get almost 500,000 miles before it breaks down? That means this baby is like 15 in human years. This would get a ton of use this season in Eagles tailgate lots. Someone from Delco is going to be the talk of the neighborhood.

We need MTV to break out a custom Pimp My Ride with Meek Mill and Nigro’s Auto Body shop to collab on this van. Could you imagine the reveal?


“We know you love the Eagles so we put an entire family of endangered bald eagles in the back of your ride.”

She’s a beaut: