Seems like Johnny Hockey ain’t coming here, but there’s this:

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1547286162095628288?s=20&t=1iWuW1xnVR-SAsyafJ2utw

Jesus, okay –

The Flyers traded Braun to the Rangers for a third rounder. Now he’s back and turns 36 in February. This is what people were hoping was gonna happen with Claude Giroux, but nope, you get Braun instead. I guess they need a third pair D man with Ryan Ellis being a total question mark at this point, but still.

Deslauriers is a fourth line goon. Four years is insane. Old school hockey! Rah rah! We can’t skate and have no skill, so we’ll just beat up the other team instead. Flyers might as well check in with Nehemiah Ingram and see if he’s available as well.

I need a bath.