NSFW: We Had Shagging in the Background of a SkyForce10 Breaking News Report

Kyle Pagan | July 5, 2022

There were gun shots and cum shots Monday night around the Art Museum:

Jawnny Sins putting on a damn clinic! How many guys that live in this building are going to take credit for this? 100? 200? Hell if I lived by the Parkway I’d be contacting Pornhub for a sponsorship deal on Crossing Broadcast right now. Obviously our guy’s performance overshadowed the dude who was shining a flashlight. Were we watching a robbery going down? That’s the only explanation right? Nothing on Citizen about a break-in yet but we’ll monitor the situation.

P.S. NBC10 wasn’t lying about SkyForce10:

SkyForce10 is on the beat with the most powerful HD helicopter camera in the industry. It’s capable of reading a license plate from 2,000 feet above. It’s the best birds-eye view in our area, period.