Sixers Taking Preseason Bonding Trip To Charleston, South Carolina
Marc J. Spears said Tuesday on NBA Today that Doc Rivers is taking the Sixers on a team bonding trip down to Charleston, South Carolina:
Not to shit on Charleston, but Doc taking the Celtics team to Italy and this team to Charleston is a real kick in the dick.
I’ll tell you one thing, I can’t wait to see the Sixers on the next season of Southern Charm. That show is awesome. It’s no Summer House, it’s definitely not Real Housewives, but I just started watching this season and I find myself jonesing for Thursdays at 9 p.m. I want a scene of that loser Austen playing Joel Embiid 1-on-1, praying it goes something like this:
I want an alternate storyline of Furk falling in love with one of the castmates or Maxey going to Craig’s shop to buy a couple pillows for road trips this year. We’d know why James Harden showed up to camp out of shape after the cameras catch his new addiction to hush puppies, slamming 50 in one cocktail hour. Doc should be careful. We don’t need PJ Tucker retiring down there. What are the odds Doc takes a head count on the bus after the trip to the African American Museum and doesn’t realize they lost Paul Reed? -5000?
P.S. For anyone reading this looking for a bachelor/bachelorette spot. I was on a bachelor party in Charleston and King Street is the best stretch of bars and restaurants I’ve ever seen. I’ve been to Nashville. It’s better than Nashville. If I had to make a bold prediction I think once people get tired of Nashville for their bachelor/bachelorette parties Charleston is next. Close flight, more to do, just as good rooftop bars, and cheaper. Get in while it’s still affordable.