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Put Darius Slay in Cryogenic Storage Until the Regular Season Begins

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

Published:

via Twitter (@ClayWPLG)

This happened at Birds/Dolphins joint practice:

Most corners aren’t gonna stay with Tyreek Hill, so I say “fuck it.” Let’s play it safe here. Put Big Play Slay on the shelf and get him healthy. Fitness only, no live reps against six-time Pro Bowlers who have won a Super Bowl. We don’t need this right now.

Put Slay in the Austin Powers cryochamber and thaw him out on September 10th:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2yl2IV5Tek

 

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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