Phillies are playing the Nationals next season in the Little League Classic:

According to Matt Gelb, the Nats will be the ones giving up the home game:

Parents will be shielding their children’s eyes when Aaron Nola forgets to cover on a ground ball to first or Bryce Harper misses the cut-off man. Maybe by next season they have the Little League steal mastered after failing at it twice this weekend against the Mets. Though it might be too late. The Phillies’ bad small ball tactics have already infiltrated teams from PA, like Vecna. Have you ever seen a quadruple play? –

Sickening. I hope coach had his kids running so many poles after the game that Scott Frost finds it aggressive.

P.S. If Rhys Hoskins is on the team next year, we need a home run derby between him and Big Al. Big Al is either mashing homers in high school right now or he lost a foot to diabetes. Those are the only two life updates I think that are on the table: