Big baseball news here:

Chances are, Hample was never going to a Pickles game in the first place because they are a collegiate wood bat team playing in the “South Division of the West Coast League.” They play in a capacity 1,500 joint in Portland, so it’s basically the same as Boyertown Bear stadium.

But anyway, good move here from the Pickles. A pre-emptive ban. You wouldn’t want Hample trampling any women or children en route to a home run or a foul ball. Recently, he was shut down by an usher named “John” at Coors Field, and then complained about it on his YouTube page because “John” was being a hardo or something like that.