Brilliant: Marlins Now Asking Mets Fans to Buy Tickets, Since they Have No Fans of Their Own

Saw a couple of accounts share this on Twitter, which means it must be real:

That’s awesome. Just embrace how pitiful you are. Ask a division rival to buy tickets and hope you beat the other division rival. This isn’t shameless or desperate, it’s brilliant. You gotta make money somehow. Gotta get creative and think outside the box.

Go Fish! Beat the Braves! LGM!