Celtics Coach Ime Udoka Expected to Be Suspended A Year For Being Horny
No one woke up ready to start the day more than Doc Rivers after seeing the Ime Udoka news. So he got a little horny on the timeline? He didn’t lose in the second round because he was horny. Udoka, on the other hand, seemed to be horny the whole NBA Finals:
Celtics coach Ime Udoka had an improper intimate and consensual relationship with a female member of the team staff, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. It’s been deemed a violation of franchise’s code of conduct.
— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) September 22, 2022
According to Woj, Udoka is expected to be suspended the entire season:
Boston Celtics coach Ime Udoka is likely facing a suspension for the entire 2022-2023 season for his role in a consensual relationship with a female staff member, sources tell ESPN. A formal announcement is expected as soon as today.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) September 22, 2022
Getting suspended an entire season for fucking your co-worker? Seems extreme. There has to be more to this. Also, what happens next year? Ime Udoka just comes back on the bench like he isn’t aggressively horny? What if this interim coach leads the Celtics to the Finals? Does he take over? What a weird story. I guess we can rule out Tristan Thompson ever coaching the Celtics.
