Celtics Coach Ime Udoka Expected to Be Suspended A Year For Being Horny

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No one woke up ready to start the day more than Doc Rivers after seeing the Ime Udoka news. So he got a little horny on the timeline? He didn’t lose in the second round because he was horny. Udoka, on the other hand, seemed to be horny the whole NBA Finals:

According to Woj, Udoka is expected to be suspended the entire season:

Getting suspended an entire season for fucking your co-worker? Seems extreme. There has to be more to this. Also, what happens next year? Ime Udoka just comes back on the bench like he isn’t aggressively horny? What if this interim coach leads the Celtics to the Finals? Does he take over? What a weird story. I guess we can rule out Tristan Thompson ever coaching the Celtics.

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