Get ’em while they’re hot! (press release) –

PHILADELPHIA (September 15, 2022) – Today, the Philadelphia Flyers announced that regular season, single game tickets will officially go on sale at 11 a.m.  for the Flyers 2022-2023 season. Lower and upper bowl seating, group ticket packages, and Assembly Room (standing room only) tickets are available to purchase through PhiladelphiaFlyers.com. Premium seating opportunities including Wells Fargo Center suites, Shift 4 Club All-Inclusive tickets, and new Club Level ticket packages are available by contacting Premium Seating at 215.389.9500. The Philadelphia Flyers home opener is set for Thursday, October 13 vs. the New Jersey Devils at 7 p.m.  

All jokes aside, we feel like sharing this information is the right thing to do, since we did it for the Sixers on Wednesday. The Flyers could go on to stink worse than a blooming corpseflower, but there are deals out there to be had. The Assembly Room is a quality experience. The Flyers Pass is cheap. The arena upgrades are GOOD. And you never know, even if the talent is not there, maybe Torts has these bums skating hard and blocking shots and getting pucks in deep. Maybe they battle and compete this season.

If I had to guess, the Flyers will come out and win a few games. I’ll stay up late for the Western Canada road swing and start to believe, then they’ll go on to lose eight in a row and I’ll be kicking myself for falling for that shit yet again.

Here are the theme nights:

  • Thursday, October 27 vs. Florida Panthers — 60’s & 70’s Throwback Thursday    
  • Saturday, October 29 vs. Carolina Hurricanes — Halloween Spooktacular 
  • Tuesday, November 8 vs. St. Louis Blues — Flyers Charities Game   
  • Thursday, December 1 vs. Tampa Bay Lightning — 80’s Throwback Thursday   
  • Wednesday, December 7 vs. Washington Capitals — Star Wars Night 
  • Saturday, December 17 vs. New York Rangers — Holiday Spectacular   
  • Thursday, January 5 vs. Arizona Coyotes — 90’s Throwback Thursday   
  • Thursday, January 19 vs. Chicago Blackhawks — 2000’s Throwback Thursday   
  • Thursday, February 9 vs. Edmonton Oilers — 2010’s Throwback Thursday   
  • Saturday, February 11 vs. Nashville Predators — Marvel Super Hero™ Day  
  • Friday, March 17 vs. Buffalo Sabres — St. Patrick’s Day   
  • Thursday, March 23 vs. Minnesota Wild — All Decades Throwback Thursday   
  • Saturday, March 25 vs. Detroit Red Wings — Season Ticket Member Appreciation  

Maybe we’ll do something for Star Wars night. We’ll send Pagan down there for a man on the street video, dressed as The Mandalorian. This is the way.