From the Birds:

Look at these guys out here, just throwing horseshoes, having a barbecue, playing some guitar, just shooting the shit. They’re normal dudes, just like us, or at least until they go out there and pancake Dallas Cowboy Jason Peters into the ground.

This is super random, but when I was going through this I thought of each UFC fighter that the offensive line looks like. This is what I came up with. Send the Pulitzer Prize: