Let’s see how it’s going with the Cowboys on a Tuesday:

As a quick update, the Cowboys are 0-1 and the only NFC East team not to win in week 1. Dak Prescott is injured and out for several weeks. Mike McCarthy has no idea what he’s doing, fans are fighting each other in the stands, and now Micah Parsons isn’t picking up the phone.

I personally believe that Parsons should honor his end of the deal. He agreed to do this shit, right? You can’t back out now. Maybe he had an emergency. BUT IF HE DIDN’T, then he’s a chicken. He’s a little baby. Lane Johnson and Brandon Graham always do their media stuff after losses the same way they do it after wins. This is reason #1503402842 why the Birds are better than the Cowboys.