World champions… world fucking champions! –
We did it! Great job everyone. It was a total team effort.
Keeley provided some additional information, noting that:
The solution could be – no cars! Everybody walks or bikes and we use drones to deliver food instead. Problem solved. Get Jeff Bezos on line 1.
One of the advantages I always felt like I had in Philly was driving a shitty truck. Who wants to carjack a 2004 Ford Ranger? Man, I don’t have anything for you! I’m not even full time, I’m per diem! Luckily I was never robbed, though a homeless guy did throw a brick through my window on Christmas Day and steal a bunch of stuff. It happens I guess. You win some and lose some. I think the term for this is “shrinkage,” not from the Seinfeld episode, but when you account beforehand for losses based on theft, damage, etc.
But anyway, this was a citywide effort here. We’re 2022 carjacking champions. Hang the banner!