Meantime, in The Swamp:

This clip is HEAVILY edited, so I had to go searching for context and found this:

Yeah well, I’m not sure I believe him. Carson put in a classic Carson performance on Sunday. He threw for 359 yards and two touchdowns. He led a second half drive to take the lead. Then the Commies punted twice and he threw a goal line interception to cap off an 18-play, 87 yard drive that could have won it for his team.

Every time Carson does something great, he does something terrible as a follow up. He just can’t get out of his own way.

Washington is 1-4 and hopeless. They’ve got Taylor Heinicke and Sam Howell behind Wentz. The fans don’t care. The owner stinks. The stadium is a shithole. Fold the Commies or move them to Pyongyang.