Torts was on John Clark’s podcast, where he was asked if the Flyers did anything well the team could build on:

Your 2022-23 Philadelphia Flyers! Feel the excitement! The pageantry! The pomp! –

John Clark: Hey John, what is one thing the boys do well? 

Torts: Jack shit. 

JC: Thanks! 


Torts is treating this Flyers team like the black sheep of the family. These guys can’t do anything right. He’s not even scouting opponents. He’s got too much to change on his own team.

The good news? Half the fanbase won’t be able to get this game tonight anyway: