Yup. This is a guy who put all his focus into building million dollar businesses as a teenager instead of playing whiffle ball in the cul-de-sac. The good news for Michael Rubin is he’s so rich he’ll never have to worry about using any of these combos:

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Everyone reading this will never be a billionaire, but isn’t it kind of cool knowing you could kick like 98% of billionaire’s asses? How awesome is that? Yea, in the future Elon Musk might implant a chip in my brain, but if we were locked in a room one on one I would put him in the Walls of Jericho in less than 5 minutes. So yea, the Latke of Lafayette Hill might be able to buy tanks for his kids’ 16th birthday and throw the coolest parties in the world. But I’ve got reach. I’d give him a noogie so fierce he’d end up looking like that woman that got knocked out by his falling lounge chair in NYC.

P.S. Love all the yes men in the comments hoping Rubin will invite them to his next 4th of July party: