Well this sucks:

CJGJ was playing like one of the best safeties in the league and leading the NFL in interceptions. The severity of the injury is unknown and can vary. Zach Ertz only missed a week in 2019, but that seems like it was a medical miracle. Marshon Lattimore has missed seven weeks this season dealing with the injury and two broken ribs. Jordan Poyer got hurt in Week 7 back in 2016 and missed the rest of the season. The injury isn’t believed to be season ending, but he’ll probably be headed to IR, which means your dad’s newest favorite safety is Reed Blankenship because he plays the game the right way:

Just by looking at him I can tell he has a high motor, good fundamentals, and a high football IQ. He also looks like he went to Judge:

 

We need a nickname for the new guy. The DB room calls him “Ghost” now. That’s not good enough. This guy is our starting safety for God’s sake. He needs a white boy nickname to honor the greats before him who also found themselves out of position in their own sports like White Chocolate, Butter Bean, and AK47. How about The Mayfair Missile? Or The Caucasian Sensation. Theft Bezos. Him Carrey. Vanilla Nice. Beavis Island. Alright, now I’m just changing white people’s names around and this is getting bad.

Anyway here’s a good breakdown of his interception off of Aaron Rodgers from Sunday: